A boy drove up to his town’s welcome sign. He stood on the hood of his car and started scratching out the letter C until a cop arrived.
“What’re ya doin’, son?” the cop asked.
“I’m trying to obliterate this town quietly,” the boy answered calmly.
While scratching his head, the cop asked another question, “An’ why’d ya wanna do that?”
“Aren’t you tired of catching the same criminals over and over and over again?”
The cop scowled and asked the boy to get off the car. Then, he climbed onto the hood and started scratching on the letter H.